Malaysia: A ranger who tried to hitch a ride into his regular watering hole got bump off. He was using the service of the Jungle Express Share A Ride Service.
The share a ride scheme was supposed to conserve fuel and contribute to a green environment. So on a hunch, he tried to clamber on his ride. Charlie A Pachydem, the driver was waiting patiently for Mohd Hadzli Awang to close the door and fastened his seat belt.
Suddenly he remembered that he left something behind and wanted to disembark and reach for the public phone. On the way out he tripped.
Charlie ,who is new to the cab rank was enraged. He had not passed his basic cab driver licence yet. Being a silent type with big brown eyes , Charlie took the slight badly. So when Hadzli fell, he as the saying goes, had it. Charlies showed him his foot, size xxxl, still attached to his body, and weighing a tons ,as they say.
For good measure, Charlie also show his entended molars. Charlies forget to visit the Dentist recently.I overgrew and sort of stick out like a sore thump.Charlie instantly made a few impressions on the rider. Hadzli had enough, He scream for help and tried to press the abort ride button.
Help came along, although the operator tried to ask a few questions, like where are you now. Sort of irrelevant questions like the priest answered, you are up in a telephone pole when the skydiver asked for help after he was blown off course.
Meanwhile Hadzli,s friends showed up and tried to help him. He shooed Charlie away.
He got to do it gently and safetly because Charlie , the big guy, and big guy dont give way. Manners !
Nowaday everybody thought they are the New York Cab drivers, where rudeness comes together free , with a ride. Charlie is going to get no tips. But it does not matter if you are an elephant.
Meanwhile, Hadzli headed to hospital with Charlies wraths to show. He is expected to have a slow recovery. Hadzli is expected not to make a trunk call to tell his relative, but use a mobile phone. It is much safer.
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